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‐ So...

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‐ So...

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‐ No.

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We have to talk about this before
anything happens between us.

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I want this all to be above board.

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‐ Of course. So do I.

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‐ So, Lucy's hand is...
‐ Broken.

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‐ Because of the...
‐ Robot.

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The automated little idiot
came out of nowhere,

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just as I was helping her move.

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And not that anybody
should be pointing fingers,

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but I blame Elon Musk for some reason.

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‐ But walk me through why
she has to move back in with you?

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Everything can't be Elon's fault.

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‐ I think it can be.

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‐ Look, she got really hurt,
and I didn't know what else to do.

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Her parents don't live here, and there's
no one else to take care of her.

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‐ You are so nice.

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That's the thing
I like about you the most.

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That, and the...

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dimples near your mouth.

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Ah bap bap! Not so fast, sir.

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I just want some reassurance on
the details here, so that we can be...

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clear that neither of us is
doing anything wrong by‐‐

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‐ Desperately wanting to
kiss each other right now?

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‐ That, yes.

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‐ Okay. What do you need to know?

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‐ Okay.

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How long have you actually been broken up?

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‐ Uh, like a month.
‐ A month?!

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That is not that long! That's a blip!
Are you sure it's over?

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‐ It's completely mutually over.

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Lucy's wonderful,
but we're just not compatible.

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You know, we‐we have
different love languages.

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She hates the way that I chew,

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and I don't love
how she talks to waiters.

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‐ Okay. I believe you.

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Well, maybe we should wait to do...

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stuff until she moves back out.

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When's she get her cast off?

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‐ Like a month.

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‐ A month?! That's forever!

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‐ Look, why don't we just
take things slow?

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You know, we don't have to be physical.

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It doesn't matter to me as...

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as long as I get to see you.

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‐ Really?

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‐ Really.

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Sorry.

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It's Lucy.
‐ Oh!

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‐ Hey!
Hey.

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I'm really sorry to bother you,
but I fell in the bathtub.

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‐ Lucy, I told you to wait
until I got home to take a bath!

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I know, I thought I'd be fine.
I'm sorry.

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‐ I'll be right there. Don't move.
Thank you.

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Sorry. Uh...

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Kiss goodbye?
‐ Really?

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A woman is on the bathroom floor!

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Go!

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STELLA:
This is it.

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Say goodbye to your dad's bar.

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‐ Buh‐bye.

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‐ I mean, you're literally
taking down the patriarchy

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and putting up a bar for women.

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‐ Yeah. We're like Gloria Steinem
and Ruth Bader Ginsburg,

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fighting for a woman's right
to drink too much rosé.

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‐ And only one bathroom in a bar
for women? Not on our watch.

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This place is gonna be full of toilets.
‐ Totally.

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Maybe we don't lead with
that marketing‐wise though.

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‐ Yeah, fair point.

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Okay, let's do it.
‐ Alright.

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‐ Oh wait! Glasses!
‐ Right.

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This is way better than therapy!

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Okay, let's stop for a sec.

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‐ Your dad must've really been an asshole.

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‐ You don't even know.

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Oh. My hair's caught. Ow.

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‐ Here, one second.

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Wait, it's really stuck in there.

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‐ How does your breath taste
so pepperminty? We just woke up.

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‐ I've been up for an hour.

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I already brushed my teeth and put on
some light foundation to get that

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"She just woke up.
How she can be that luminous" look.

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‐ Isn't the point of doing
all that not to tell me?

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‐ Yes, absolutely.

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But, I feel closer when we share things.
‐ Okay.

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Is that why you think
we should do a project together?

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‐ I am convinced that
a Woöm X Saaqq collab

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is an incredible idea that will make
us both look amazing to our bosses.

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Yes.

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‐ It would be good to have
access to a female market

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for our new product since it's unisex.

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‐ Exactly, and if I bring
a male audience to Woöm,

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I'll be a hero.

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Celeste will practically
throw a parade in my honor.

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Or just say hi when we're alone
in the elevator together.

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‐ I guess it could be fun
working on something together.

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‐ We'll be like a power couple.

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You'll be the Beyoncé to my Jay‐Z.

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‐ Interesting I'm not the man in that one.

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‐ Well, you're a better dancer,
and I look better in hats.

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WOMAN :
Welcome to my OnlyFans.

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Lotus Dragon Bebe here.

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This dance is for you.

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‐ I mean, this is porn, right?

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‐ This is incredible. She's hot.

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‐ Where does one get a sword
in modern‐day times?

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‐ I just don't know if
I wanna start my roster

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as an independent publicist
with a porn star.

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‐ Whoa, OnlyFans is not porn.

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Porn‐adjacent might be more fair.

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‐ Sorry. "Erotic content creator."

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She wants to meet with me.

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‐ If I learned anything in business
school, you always take the meeting.

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‐ I'm not sure I know how
to take someone named

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"Lotus Dragon Bebe" to the next level.

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‐ Her name is tongue‐in‐cheek.

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‐ Like this picture? Lit‐literally.

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‐ Okay, can't we as Asian women
own our own sexuality, too?

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I mean, I know I definitely do.

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- What do you think, Jules?
- Did you know

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you can just order a broad sword
on Amazon? It's a weapon.

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I blame Elon Musk for some reason.

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But about this, I'm with Stella.
At least take the meeting.

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‐ I think so, too. Jules,

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speaking of meetings...

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So, Celeste said I should pitch
the collab with Saaqq to you first

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because she wants you on board.

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‐ I know, she CC'd me.

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And, just a note for the future,

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when you make the subject of an email

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"opportunity of a lifetime, act now,"

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it does make it look like insurance spam.

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‐ Copy that. Um, so you'll help me

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sell this idea to Celeste?

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‐ Well, I don't know what I'm selling
'cause you refuse to say

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what the product is.

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‐ That's because it's a collab,
and I'm waiting for my collab ‐orator

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to pitch it to you or else it'll ruin it.

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‐ Well, I'm excited to hear.
‐ You should be.

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‐ So, how's it going with the bar, Stel?

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‐ Pretty good. Liv and I started
demo this week,

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picked some paint colors, had sex,
found an electrician...

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‐ I'm sorry, what was that
before the electrician?

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‐ Yeah. Liv and I hooked up.
Just happened.

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‐ Well, uh,

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that's amazing.

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‐ Yeah. So amazing.

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‐ We are so proud of you.

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‐ Proud of me?
For quitting my lucrative internship

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for a totally unpredictable venture,

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and then fucking my new business partner,
or... what part?

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‐ I think we meant more proud as in, um,

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capital P "Pride"

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kind of way.

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‐ Hm. And the award for best performance
by a supportive straight group of friends

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goes to... Okay, real opinions, please.

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‐ Tricky.
‐ Complicated.

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‐ Turned on, yet concerned.

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‐ I mean, I just want this
bar thing to work out,

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and I don't want the sex
thing to get in the way.

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Even though it was great.

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Like really great.

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‐ It could get messy still.

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‐ Well, listen, what can I say?
Life is messy.

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You know, you have all these rules,
and then one day,

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they all go out the window
and get hit by a delivery robot.

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I saw Wes today.

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‐ I thought you said his girlfriend moved
back in because of her hand.

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‐ Ex ‐girlfriend, and she did.

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‐ Jules, I am telling you.
Do not go there.

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Take it from someone who was told
one thing, and then got totally screwed.

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‐ No, I know.
And we're not gonna do anything

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until she moves back out. It's just...

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Hard.

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‐ Okay. Are we actually seeing

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Jules Wiley sexually frustrated?

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‐ It's horrible!
I feel like I'm in eighth grade.

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‐ Well, I can tell you
what I did in eighth grade,

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and it involved ruining several
electric toothbrushes.

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‐ Very graphic.

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‐ Seems to me like
this is a DIY situation.

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Oh my god. You haven't?

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‐ You don't?
‐ Well...

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I just kind of always had a boyfriend

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who did the... penis.

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What?! Stop! Look away!

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‐ Sadly, this explains a lot.

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‐ I wanna make
a "don't be such a pussy" joke,

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but it feels like it'll just be sad.

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‐ So, as you can see, I've worked with

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a lot of clients at my old firm
who transitioned from...

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less traditional mediums
into all sorts of things.

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Music, modeling, acting,
whatever you're interested in.

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‐ I mean, I'm interested in all of it.

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00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,860
Like, total domination, so...

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00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,738
‐ Well, I think if Bella Thorne
can go from Disney to OnlyFans,

198
00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:15,490
we can definitely reverse engineer
that for your image, too.

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00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,076
‐ Reverse engineer my image?

200
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,120
‐ Uh... You know what I mean.

201
00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:21,747
‐ Yeah, I do.

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00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,502
Were you in your high school's
Future Business Leaders of America Club?

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‐ It's called Phi Beta Lambda,
and that was college.

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‐ Hm.

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Well, so...

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I graduated from Brown,

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I majored in art history,

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and I bring in six figures
making my own kind of art

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with me as the subject.

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I know exactly what I'm doing,

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and I don't need my image cleaned up.

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‐ Of course. You know, I'm just trying
to help you be able to get

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all the opportunities you're looking for.

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‐ Well, I don't think I need some judge‐y
uptight publicist working for me.

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So, I'm good.

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Actually, no.

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00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,538
I'm great.

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00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:05,457
You know, it was my friends
who told me I had to take this meeting,

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and I did.

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00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,211
So, thanks.

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00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:21,890
I'm just saying I think we need
to be putting out more literature

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on how often you're supposed
to wash your bra.

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People do not know.

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‐ First of all, hard agree with that.

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‐ Thank you!

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‐ Second, are you guys sticking around

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00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,400
for the pitch Izzy and her
boyfriend are doing?

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‐ Big yes. She gave me the rundown,
and I'm so excited.

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00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:38,198
I just love bad community theater.

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‐ Yeah, plus we were promised free dinner.

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‐ Someone say "free dinner"?

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IZZY:
Okay, you guys.

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Thank you so much
for staying late tonight.

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00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:52,546
Now, I am thrilled to
introduce you to Liam,

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senior brand director at Saaqq, and also

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senior boyfriend director
at our relationship

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because he is my boyfriend.

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‐ Hot start.

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00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,474
‐ I lost interest early on,
but I respect you for this.

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00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,893
Okay then,

241
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,854
why don't you tell us what
this mystery product is?

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00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,482
‐ Okay, picture this.

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00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,068
You're a young hot single out on the town.

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‐ You're ready for a big night
when you drop by your local watering hole.

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00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:21,283
‐ There you are,
sipping a vod‐ton at the bar,

246
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when suddenly, you lock eyes
with a hottie across the room.

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And in an instant,

248
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,832
you both know...

249
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,125
It's on.

250
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,877
‐ Wow. It's everything I wanted and more.

251
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,505
‐ Naturally, you both make
your way to the bathroom

252
00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:36,757
for an impromptu romp around.

253
00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:38,217
‐ Naturally.

254
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:40,344
‐ What year do we think
this is taking place in?

255
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,346
‐ But, shoot!

256
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:44,431
You didn't get a chance
to freshen up down there.

257
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:49,311
‐ But worry not, sexy single,
because you've got...

258
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:50,896
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259
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,982
The first pheromone‐based
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260
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,777
designed to both sanitize and seduce.

261
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,446
‐ It's cologne meets perfume
meets Purell meets Viagra.

262
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,991
‐ For when you meet that
special someone on the go.

263
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,413
‐ Smells like cum put on deodorant.

264
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,166
‐ Well... what'd you think?

265
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,669
‐ We know a female brand partner
could really help us market it

266
00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,420
since the spray's for everyone.

267
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:17,923
‐ For everyone...

268
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,008
who has sex in public bathrooms?

269
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,511
‐ Oh, that's just the example
we use for the pitch.

270
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:25,931
We think there are a lot of places that
people have sex unexpectedly.

271
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,559
I mean, the last time
me and Liam went to Target‐‐

272
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,102
‐ Okay, I get it. I...

273
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,105
‐ So... you love it?

274
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:37,234
‐ I‐I would say more that I appreciate...

275
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:41,572
the notion behind its...

276
00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:42,948
intention.

277
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,869
‐ So, it's a yes?

278
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,997
‐ Let me jump in. I think I can help here.

279
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:52,916
She's saying she hates it.
I agree.

280
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,378
I'm getting that Jules finds
this idea to be just, like,

281
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,589
complete trash.
‐ Even body language‐wise,

282
00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:00,674
I'm feeling a "no" from her.

283
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,967
‐ Okay.

284
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,596
I just don't think Celeste
is gonna like this idea.

285
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,390
I'm sorry.

286
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,642
‐ Okay.

287
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,561
Uh, thank you, Jules.

288
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,566
‐ Thank you.

289
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:19,568
And, um...

290
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,945
sorry?

291
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,209
‐ Hey, you have a sec?

292
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,710
‐ Hey. Yeah.

293
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,255
After the other day,
I figured this talk was coming.

294
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,009
‐ I think this version of the budget's
still missing a few things.

295
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,221
‐ The budget?

296
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,598
That's what you wanted
to talk about? Budget?

297
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:51,850
‐ Yeah. I mean,
money's kind of a crucial part

298
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,560
of this whole business
thing we're doing, right?

299
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,438
‐ Right. Yeah, no. Of course.

300
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,566
‐ Uh, hey, I'm gonna go pick up Bruno,
but take a look at that

301
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,193
and lemme know what you think tomorrow.

302
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:02,361
Later.

303
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,572
‐ Later.

304
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,661
Okay.

305
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,587
"Who wants to drink all this with me?"

306
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,385
"Later."

307
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,179
I mean...

308
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:34,643
‐ Sorry I'm late.

309
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:37,563
I had a very important
email to send to Celeste

310
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,147
with the Saaqq collab pitch deck.

311
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,191
‐ You didn't...
‐ I did.

312
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,279
Um, can you guys scooch?

313
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:48,115
‐ Izzy, please!
I was just trying to do my job

314
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,783
and also protect you.

315
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,703
Can we switch to being friends
right now instead of coworkers?

316
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,288
‐ Is that an order, boss?

317
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:57,291
‐ This isn't easy for me either, Iz.
I don't like being your boss.

318
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,501
‐ You're her boss now?
‐ Oof.

319
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,920
And that "oof" is coming from experience.

320
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,339
It's hard working with someone
you're having sex with.

321
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,466
‐ That's so not the same thing.
‐ Truly different problems.

322
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,010
‐ I know. I just need
to talk about my thing.

323
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,596
I mean, Liv is acting
like we are two people

324
00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:12,890
who haven't seen all of
each other's body parts.

325
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:15,559
‐ Isn't that... good?

326
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:18,061
Same page kinda thing, no?
I just figured

327
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,397
she'd wanna talk about
how she was feeling.

328
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:23,442
And now, her ignoring it and acting
like it never happened is just‐‐

329
00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:26,945
‐ Exactly what you've done to
every person you've slept with ever?

330
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,032
‐ A valid point that is very
unhelpful in this moment.

331
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,077
‐ Wha...

332
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,705
Wait, now you're mad at me?
No.

333
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,208
I'm just sitting next to Jules
'cause she looked lonely.

334
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,627
‐ Thank you! I was lonely.

335
00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:45,047
‐ Ugh. You know what? I have no advice
to give anyone about anything.

336
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,591
I am also being ignored by
a beautiful woman right now,

337
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:48,884
and it is my fault.

338
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,552
‐ The Bebe is ignoring you?

339
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,680
‐ Yep. She said
I was an uptight overachiever.

340
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,228
Thanks.

341
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,234
She thought that I was being judgmental,
and, you know,

342
00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:07,945
I guess she was right, but the thing is...

343
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:10,364
I really feel I can get her
to the next level on her career.

344
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:13,283
She's smart, ambitious, really talented.

345
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,536
I blew it.

346
00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:18,914
‐ Well, you can't just give up. You have
to figure out a way to get to her.

347
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:22,000
‐ She does this erotic dance class
once a week with some girls from the app.

348
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:25,003
‐ You want me to take
an erotic dance class?

349
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:28,882
‐ To prove to her that there's more to you
than her first impression. A lot more.

350
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,219
‐ And, it's Wes.

351
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,013
Decline.

352
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,348
‐ Proud of you.

353
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:40,143
‐ Madison, please tell Jules that I think
that was a very strong move.

354
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:43,188
‐ Wow. That shows resolve, J.

355
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,649
Looks like you RSVP'd
to that party of one.

356
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:48,861
‐ Okay, that is my least
favorite way to phrase that,

357
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,946
but no. I did not. I...

358
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,155
I got too in my head.

359
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,907
‐ Did you try watching anything?

360
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,868
‐ Like sex footage?

361
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,287
‐ Okay, since that's
what you just called porn,

362
00:17:58,287 --> 00:17:59,538
I'm gonna go with no.

363
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,623
‐ It doesn't always have to be porn.

364
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:05,085
Sometimes, I just watch those last few
episodes of Bridgerton, and...

365
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,921
Sorry. Forgot I was mad at you.

366
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,715
‐ Madison, you don't either, right?

367
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:12,718
‐ I am not that uptight! God!

368
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:15,220
And if you must know,
I prefer girl‐on‐girl.

369
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,390
Not exactly sure why...
‐ Very common.

370
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:22,895
Jules, if you're gonna stick to your guns
and not see Wes until his ex is gone,

371
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,314
it's business time.

372
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,483
And you work at home. Alone.

373
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,531
‐ I can give you timecodes.

374
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,541
‐ Okay.

375
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,669
I can do this. I'm a grown woman.

376
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,672
No one can see my internet
search history except for me.

377
00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,388
God help me.

378
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:10,067
‐ Heard you ordered
a hot and steamy meat lover's.

379
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:13,070
‐ No, no, no! No sausage for me.

380
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:17,824
‐ I'm here to fix your pipes, ma'am.

381
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,327
I hear they're leaky. And wet.

382
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,288
‐ Nope! No leaks here.
My pipes are clogged,

383
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,873
and that is how I like 'em.

384
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,337
‐ You've been a naughty girl.

385
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,464
‐ This is getting a little
too male‐gazey for me.

386
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:33,966
‐ Then I've been a naughty girl.

387
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,265
‐ Thank god.

388
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,976
This feels normal. What's this one?
‐ Oh, everything is normal.

389
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,186
Except you're my step‐mom.

390
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,897
‐ No!

391
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,609
Delete search history forever!

392
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,457
‐ Hi.

393
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,836
‐ Wow! Hi!

394
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:13,630
You're taking this class?

395
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:16,175
‐ I came to say I'm sorry.

396
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:18,844
I guess I was being judgmental.

397
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,762
And I want to show you
that I'm not uptight.

398
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,723
You know, I can hang and roll. All that.

399
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:27,311
Look, I think you're amazing,
and I really would love to represent you.

400
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:28,979
LOTUS DRAGON BEBE:
Well, you know what they say.

401
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,481
Don't tell me. Show me.

402
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,777
JULES:
Madison!

403
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,238
MADISON:
I love you guys so much right now.

404
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,574
I can't believe you came.
I can't believe it either,

405
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:44,161
but we know you need other bad dancers
to seem less pathetic, so here I am.

406
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:45,871
We saw you

407
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:48,707
talking with Miss Bebe.
Did you guys smooth things over?

408
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:51,835
‐ I think I have to prove
myself through dance.

409
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:55,506
‐ Well, this is an '80s movie, so that
makes perfect sense. Can you dance though?

410
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,967
‐ Just get out of your head
and into your heels.

411
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,554
‐ Hi, gorgeous creatures.

412
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:05,182
Get your kneepads! We're going hard today!

413
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,893
Okay, honeys!

414
00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:10,145
We're building off
the combo from last week,

415
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,231
so let me get my regulars up here...

416
00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:13,482
come, come, come, come, come...

417
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:15,609
so we can show our newbies

418
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:17,319
what we're learning today.

419
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:25,369
Five! Six!

420
00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:27,371
Five, six, ready, work!

421
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,523
Woo! Okay, let's make lines!

422
00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:56,859
Break this down by eight counts.

423
00:21:57,526 --> 00:21:59,194
Arch those backs, kitties!

424
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,491
‐ God...

425
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,911
I feel like Velma searching
for her glasses.

426
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,454
Am I doing this wrong?

427
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:13,041
‐ You sure you want my opinion?
Thought you hated my ideas.

428
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:17,045
‐ Izzy, please! I love your ideas,
and I love you.

429
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,214
I just know what's in Celeste's head now,

430
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:22,342
and trust me. I don't want to be in there.

431
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,011
It's haunting!

432
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:25,888
I really was just trying to protect you.

433
00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:27,973
‐ Less talking, more crawling.

434
00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:31,393
‐ I know. Celeste replied to my email,

435
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,228
and she said it was
the worst idea she's heard

436
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,730
since the flavored breast milk thing.

437
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,064
‐ Now, the kick!

438
00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:38,901
Legs in the air, ladies!

439
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,905
‐ Is this the best time for that?

440
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:45,199
‐ What? The lighting in here is good.

441
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:47,659
Plus I haven't talked to Liv all day,
so I thought it would be...

442
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:50,162
‐ Desperate?
‐ I was gonna say flirty, but.

443
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,795
‐ Okay, newbies. You're up.

444
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,298
‐ Let's see what you got.
‐ Hit it.

445
00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:07,221
‐ Um...

446
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:11,517
I have a doctor's note.

447
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,895
‐ It's on the back of a business card

448
00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:17,064
from Jim's Locksmith Service.

449
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:18,607
‐ They share an office.

450
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:20,943
I have a condition where I'm...

451
00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:22,486
terrible at dancing,

452
00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,947
so I'm just gonna... I'll be over here.

453
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,406
‐ Mm‐hmm.

454
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:29,409
‐ You got this!

455
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:38,418
‐ Five, six, ready, work!

456
00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,519
LOTUS DRAGON BEBE:
Okay...

457
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:56,812
Yes!

458
00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,357
Damn, damn, damn, damn, oh!

459
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:04,027
Okay!

460
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:15,163
‐ You guys were so good.

461
00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:18,083
I would've done it if I had
any actual muscle in my body.

462
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,878
‐ Wait, a thumbs up? For that photo?

463
00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:23,922
Okay, I feel crazy. I have to talk to her.

464
00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:27,593
‐ It's weird to see her human.

465
00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:29,136
LOTUS DRAGON BEBE:
Hey, babes.

466
00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:31,138
Wanna grab a smoothie?

467
00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:33,557
Talk maybe me taking over the world

468
00:24:33,557 --> 00:24:36,185
and you being the publicist
to help me do that?

469
00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:37,895
‐ I would love that.

470
00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:39,313
‐ Okay, let's go.

471
00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,814
‐ Love you guys.

472
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:44,735
‐ Um, can we talk?

473
00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,778
‐ Yes. I have to admit

474
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:49,114
seeing how much worse
you are at dancing than me

475
00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:51,366
really helped complete the healing
of my bruised ego.

476
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:56,121
‐ I was thinking what if I told Celeste
to give you more responsibility?

477
00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:57,789
Maybe not the sex spray thing. I mean,

478
00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:00,209
definitely not the sex spray thing,
but in general.

479
00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:01,585
I know you can handle it.

480
00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:03,337
‐ Really?
‐ Yeah.

481
00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:05,005
If I can't use my power
to help my friends,

482
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,424
what am I doing?
‐ Thanks, Jules.

483
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:10,427
I know it wasn't easy for you either.
You have no natural bitch in you.

484
00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:18,602
‐ Why are you pretending
like we didn't sleep together?

485
00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:20,812
‐ I'm not pretending we didn't.

486
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,356
Okay, I just don't wanna
mess up our business.

487
00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:25,651
‐ Neither do I. I mean,
this is a huge risk for me.

488
00:25:25,651 --> 00:25:27,736
‐ And you made me believe
this dream was even possible.

489
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:29,905
I don't wanna lose that by doing...

490
00:25:29,905 --> 00:25:31,406
Something dumb.

491
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:32,699
‐ Right.

492
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:36,328
Which is unfortunate because,
I mean, the sex was‐‐

493
00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:38,372
‐ Really fucking good.

494
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:41,416
‐ Actually, I was gonna say...

495
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:43,961
really fucking good.

496
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,051
‐ Um, this is dirty.

497
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,553
Office.

498
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